I hate salesmen because I can’t say no to them because I’m a pushover and then I just feel like shit about myself. Those dicks totally ruined my good vibes today.

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT MY REACTION WOULD BE TO ANY OF MY FAVORITE ANIMALS COMING TO MY HOUSE. I’m serious Kristen Bell and I are soul mates.

thedailywhat:

Adorable Celebrity Being Adorable of the Day: In honor of her 31st birthday, Kristen Bell’s boyfriend, Dax Shepard, arranged for her to meet a sloth in person for the very first time.

It was a tearful experience to say the least.

[ellen.]

HEY KRISTEN BELL:

rachelsuzanna:

Bruce Springsteen - I’m On Fire

popquizkid:

Speaking of that Veruca Salt SNL performance, here it is. Holy shit, right? I know. Seeing this is what made me fall in love with Louise Post.

Also, by the way, while I’m here, the solo in this song isn’t the best example of Post’s mad guitar skillz, but why the fuck isn’t she more recognized as being really fucking good at guitar? Like, really, what is that about?

This song. <3

masquesoporfavor:

OOTD: I Wish People Would Do What the Fuck They Say They Will edition

So we’re supposed to close on the house tomorrow, finally, for real. Except the house isn’t clean.  They haven’t replaced the shit they said they would replace.  And I bet after we close, they won’t be MORE motivated to help us, know what I’m saying?  Since everything is in Zach’s name, I can’t be the ball-buster with the selling agent, and he seems to be refusing to do it.  I guess because he’s in a hurry to move, so he doesn’t care?  But it pisses me off when someone promises, “yes I will have a crew come clean your house” and then never does it, so that WE have to clean up someone else’s mess.  HATE IT.  SO MAD.  Anyway, this is the face I was making when Zach broke the news to me that he had gone over and started cleaning.

Dress is Old Navy, Tights are We Love Colors, Shoes are T.U.K., earrings from Big Lots.

I HATE EVERYTHIIINNNNNGGGG.

I’m sorry you’re having a shitty time but OMG this outfit!!!! Love it so hard.

kimyadawson:

Time for less preach and more practice. (Taken with instagram)

bitchiestwitch:

I’m off to therapy but I thought I’d do a little self care before I left. I sometimes ignore my back fat and pretend it doesn’t exist but hey, its a huge (no pun intended) part of me and I need to start appreciating it too! I declare this back fat monday and I’m celebrating what I got!

This is what my back looks like, almost exactly. And it’s the one part of me I haven’t really accepted and learned to like yet.